Apo kabo semuo? Depo semuo baik baik sajo kah? Harap harap begitu iyo. Cit tgh bosan nie kat kejo. Takde bendo nak buat. Cit pon dah tgk video yg feeza-o post tu. Saudaro fit kito tu kekek jugok ya. Sunggoh hebat hang joget dangdut. Sampe terlompat lompat atas sofa. Nasib baik sofa tu tak roboh iyo. Waduh waduh! Goyang lebih lebih ya buk (aik dah tukar indon lak?! haha) Bisa kuruskan punggung sih. Gue guarantee sama lu. Caya sama gue deh! hahahaha! Kk dah dah. diam sudah yani. hahahaha. Yo ppl! (aik tukar lagi bahse?! english lak skrg) We shall all go karaoke TOGETHER. PLEASE! To sgt sly aka the chopper, stop chopping can! when are you free?!! To zaz possible aka sunkiss (oops!), faster finish your projects! To feet kaki aka feeet sharapoveet, continue practising your dangdut! To syima holmez aka sunrise (heee), stop your ever growing nonsense! To feeza-o aka nurse kental, keep shaking your sexy ass! To dahliah flower aka ms scarlet, if can buy all the ralph lauren shirts! To a.j sweetie aka sunset, keep up with your innocent & funny self k! To shafira selenger aka lame ass, please be less lame-r k! To yani cute aka lady zy, you rock baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But you guys still rock my stinking socks! And i love you all! Ok bye! KETEPEK! haha Your coolest ketepek ever, Lady Zy
10:20 PM
SINGS*
Orang kito ( ah eh ya o wa ) Bukan mewoh ( wa wa wa wa ) Tapi kayo ( yo yo yo yo ) Budi bahaso ( budi bahaso)
Feeza..namer glamour jerr.. namer betol Hafizah. Budak tak senonoh amik cake tgk ah! Look below!
Selalu Dier melebih sikit...lihat dibawah.. the black one shes like saying "ohh world...what can i do for you" whahahz! Ohh man this picture was so super kecoh in FB..respond was so Good thanks to atiqah for starting it hahah! feeza say "yeay yeay aku nmpk bulan bulan nmpk aku" lolxni alahai..meow Dier da dtg....menyampah! ketepek betol..tgk tu alahai.... thats feeza everybody =D when she meows..keeps the doctors away whahahahz!
nnt lain hari blog psl org org ketepek yg lain eh..
Okay yo! thats all ! Have a happy tuesday baby=D Holmez
9:48 AM
Sunday, March 29, 2009 COLOURED.
Much appreciated
SELAMAT DATANG KE KELANTAN .
wo wo wo .. lamo benor tak masok ke sini-o . cek' mau blog tapi takdo kesempate. harap maklom ye. cek' sibok cuci cuci pante dan beri beri obat dekat patient. Ni kalo baco tak faham , pandey pandey la ye. cek' main sebat aje bahaso nye.
Mintak ler teh tarek lagi satu. Haus ni tekak cek'. bole minom satu baldi-o . kalo boler, campak sikit ais kat dalam tu oh. paham paham la, si rifah tu-o, maken' batu ajo dia hebat makan sambaL mampos die taknak.
Maken' telur pun bagos jugek. cek' tak paham kenapo si Yani tu boler tak maken' telur ni. meh bagi cek' sebiji telor. nak jugok lempar ke mukonya.
Si syimah tu , aduh. sampei sekarang cek' tak paham karenah die. sumpah kalo boler sepak, masuk tidur karang. cek' bukannya apo, cek tak tau la nak cakap apa dengan hang. Cek' ni main type ajo. hang tak paham, hang Diam Sudoh. hohohoh
Yo yo yo! Mari kite kecoh! Sampai kite berpeluh. Lepas tu mkn kat Fish & Co! Hahahahaha! ok i wanna blog. But i donnoe wat to blog ah. Cant think of any. But nvm i got jokes jokes for ya'll again. HAHAHAHAHA! Ya lah like our detective holmes said must share wat. Sharing is caring. Caring is loving. Loving is.. sharing and caring lah! hahahaha! Yani so clever. hahaha! Ok ok enjoy the jokes jokes. ;p A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Mum' with the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. 'Dear, Mum. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Nicholas. “P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.” I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. BASKET SIA. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Taking care to all my ketepeks. Don't take drugs. Your coolest ketepek, Lady Zy
8:57 PM
People say Good things must share...
so i share ah...
sharing is....? ( is what class .. )
sharing is caring very Good !
I post it at FB this one once ...but nevermd ENCORE lolx!
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ? Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
Byk2 tennis player...tennis player mane yg paling bagossss!
a) yani sharapovi b) feeza sharapova (arh diam sudah!) c)zarifah adilah? lolx! d ) D for dahliah lolx! e) feeeeet sharapoveeet LOLX ( MCM KELING SIAK NAMER ) f) slychoopper!
THE ANSWER IS !!! * drumrolll!* syimah sharapova? amacam? HAHAHA COOL PERR kk diam sudah. a.j personal assistant aku whahahaz ! kk diam.
alryte yo! For today heres for all Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
Nighty nighty to all frm superholmez!
8:57 AM
Tuesday, March 24, 2009 COLOURED.
Technology somehow change us.. Just like above ..
address kasi website siak whahahz!
8 years old boy punish untill like tht? Just because he stole bread.
Ouchhhh! Damn pissed off man seeing this..CURIK ROTI pon kecoh perrr! But serious sia! not funny ah put a small hand wif fucking big tyre can, wah can hear bone cracking mcm keropok sia! wah lauuu no brain ppl!
Take cre you people = ) Aku tgh boring ni! those of you busy wif attachment fast game la sikit = ) Schooling kids happy schooling ...working youths very GOOD very productive whahahz!
always remember yall! holmez!
3:52 AM
Sunday, March 22, 2009 COLOURED.
Hello hello hello ! kepada org yang kate sooonyap je.. eh UPDATE lah! asik kite2 je update. hahaha. ketepek ah nie ustazah! hahahaha. Ok time for jokes jokes part 2! hahaha. Enjoy!
1. Suami: Kenapa Sayang menangis? Isteri: Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang.. Suami: Buku apa? Isteri: Buku bank abanglah..
2. Tunang Farid, Siti, menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka. Farid: Mengapa? Siti: Saya dah bosan ngan awak. Saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu, awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya. Farid: Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu gambar awak. Nanti awak pilihlah sendiri, yang selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya. Siti: Erkkkkkk........ Benci .........
3. Satu malam tu ade pompuan ni la, dia baru saja balik dari party, tak tahu how many glasses dia minum lah tapi memang dia betul-betul mabuk. So masa on the way home, she got blocked from the police officer and asked for her driving license and so on. But unfortunately at the same time tu, there was an accident happen across the road. Quite major jugaklah accident tu and the policeman leave her and rushed to the accident scene. So this stupid girl dah gabra tak tahu nak buat camne, she just ran off back to her car and head straight back home in Klang. So the next morning polis datang ketuk pintu rumah dia dan polis tu tanya dia, "AWAK PERGI MANA MALAM SEMALAM?"Pompuan ni pulak jawab, "TAK KEMANA ENCIK, SAYA KAT RUMAH SAJA. So polis tu tanya lagi, "BETUL KE?" Pompuan tu jawab, "BETUL ENCIK. SUMPAH SAYA TAK PERGI MANA2, TANYA LAH DENGAN HOUSEMATE SAYA. "So polis tu kata, "YE KE?" (sambil tergelak). "MARI SINI, KELUAR KEJAP".Lepas tu polis tu tunjuk, "HA!!! ITU KERETA SIAPA TU??" Pompuan tu macam nak pengsan sebab dia dah terbawa kereta polis yang malam tadi balik rumah. Dia ingat kereta dia sebab kaler sama warna putih (wira) cuma kereta dia tak ada sticker polis kat tepi pintu saja. Tak pasal2 kena saman RM1000 dan gantung lesen 1 tahun.
4. Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat. "Assalamualaikum". "Walaikumsalam". "Ini rumah encik Sameon, ye?" "Ya, saya". "Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni". "Buat susah aje encik nie! Apasal tak pos aje?"
5. Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia bertanya: "Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca macam orang lain?" "Dah tentu," jawab doktor. "Oh, gembiranya. Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca," kata lelaki itu dengan riang.
6. Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untukmenyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan. Polis: Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum? Penjaga: Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok. Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yang ketiga disambar petir. Polis: Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum? Penjaga: Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya...
Your coolest ketepek, Lady Zy
7:58 PM
Thursday, March 19, 2009 COLOURED.
All in a day's work
Ku persembahkan .. Kepadamu.. Sekuntum bunga, Mawar merah .. Kau terima sambil tersenyum .. terbayang haruman kau cium ..
helo alls! Been caught up with attachments lately. Im really sorry. This always happen whenever im on attachments. maybe, its the shift part thats damn tiring. when morning comes around, id prolly be too tired in the afternoon and home to sleep. May consider meeting me up.. But wont promise that il be in my best .. And when afternoon comes around, basic timing to wake up is after 9. and which , by then would prolly be the time i have to get prepared for work.
and this goes on and on and on for 3 weeks! AMAZING .
now, imagine if im a full time nurse.
okay, Bye people.. and WELCOME HOME SYIMAH! Im sure the camp is Aww-Some!! =) Meet up soon! .. You have gone missing way too Long!
Yours today and tmr ,
OH-Range
6:49 AM
Tuesday, March 17, 2009 COLOURED.
Wassup my ketepek frens! hahaha. I also want to bukak my pantun skills ah. hahahaha! Satu dua tiga, kucing berlari.. Mane nak sama si kucing belang.. Bila lagi kite nak dangdut sampai pagi.. Tak sabar nak tgk fit bergelek dan bergoyang...! HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Ok some jokes jokes for you guys! Enjoy yo! hahaha. 1. Seorang atok membawa cucunya ke pejabat pos untuk menghantar surat.Cucunya bertanya bila melihat atoknya memasukkan surat ke dalam tongberwarna merah. "Atok buat apa tu?". "Atok bagi surat kat kawan atok, cu!" jawap atoknya. Cucunya bertanya lagi, "Apa bengang sangat kawan atok duduk dalam tong merah tu?"
2. Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik, Shan terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati. Shan: Amin, kenapa menangis? Amin: Saya datang untuk ujian darah. Shan: Awak takut ke? Amin: Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan, mereka telah terpotong jari saya. (Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.) Amin: Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis? Shan: Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...
3. Orang asli: Selamat pagi, tuan. Polis: Selamat pagi. Apa hal? Orang asli: Saya nak buat repot, tuan. Polis: Fasal apa tu? Orang asli: Kawan saya di baham harimau. Polis: Pukul berapa? Orang asli: Dia tak pukul, terkam. Polis: Habis? Orang asli: Tak habis, tinggal kepala. 4. Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan padajalan pulang terserempak dengan kawan nya yang ingin menumpang, laluditumpangkan kawan nya itu. Dalam perjalanan, kawan nya merasakan Tok Batin hanya menggunakan gear 1 sahaja. Lalu bertanyalah kawannya tu. Kawan Tok Batin: Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja. Tok Batin: Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear. Kawan Tok Batin: ????????
Your coolest ketepek, Lady zy
7:55 PM
Sweet and Salty
Yo what's up y'all! Hear me call!
Chak kepada kawan-kawan saya yang dihormati dan disayangi!
Saya ada serangkap pantun khas untuk anda semua.
AJ Yani Feeza Dahliah, Fit SLY Shaf dan juga Syimah. Anda semua janganlah sembarang terbang, Kerana saya di sini masih sayang.
HAHAHAHAHAZ! AWWWWWWWWW HOW SWEET and LAME SHIT! hahahahahaz! eh eh eh effort oi!
Stay Cool. Your One and Only, Zaz Possible
12:27 AM
Sunday, March 15, 2009 COLOURED.
BERJUANG
Saya ingin mengucapkn Takziah kepada syimah yang
perlu mem-Book in camp malam ini. SelaMat Berjuang kepada negara ku .. tanah air ku, tumpah darahku ..
Feeza says my malay suck..Now i will prove to her that my malay is like keropok ok!
whahahahz! and this entry is meant to be a sad one..SEDIH OIII!
To all my dearest friends out there...in malay kepada kawan kawan ku yang tersayang ( awwwwwwwww.....so salty like tht) its 5.22pm now...my mother yet to finish ironing and packing my stuff ( eh alamak entry suppose to be in malay right..k takpe) Mak aku blom abis gosok baju & memasukkan baju2 ku ke dalam beg plastik? eh bag la bag!
Ini semua feeza yang suro ..saya tidak mahu waste time blogging tapi BUDAK GILA ini suro saya blog pulak. ( rabak perr melayu aku)
note * Dahliah you can ask for translation frm fellow ketepeks!
Saya berasa sunggguh lapar sekarang, saya hendak pergi makan TETAPI! masa tidak mengizin kan! ( FUHLAMAK ! MALAY VOCAB AKU BAIK PERR). Tidak mengapa nanti boleh order macdonalds dan makan sebanyak- banyak nya macam babi LOLX! Saya berasa sungguh "takde life" ( in malay ape siak) bila berada di dalam camp..saya akan rindu kamu semua...Hari sabtu jika tidak ada halangan mari la kita berjumpa kawan kawan..
WAH cepat sungguh sudah pukul 5.30 petang! Awak semua tengah buat ape tu????
Baik la setakat ini sahaja ..
syimaholmes akan kembali menemui anda selepas camp .. =D
salam sayang syimaholmez
2:20 AM
MANCHESTER UNITED VS
LIVERPOOL
SCORE I LAZY TO PUT LA! GO FIND OUT. NO NEED FIND OUT ALSO CAN. WASTE TIME
Before that, Feeza terima kasih atas pertimbangan ( correct word?arh sembarang ah) anda.
Alamak i forget what to blog. k takpe! you all take care dont take drugs oiii
Dear a.j safe trip to malacca and come back safely = )
Feeeza ohrange! happy attached ..i mean attachment lolx!
D'flower - when i see feeza i will see you =)
zaz possible - ohh well buddy see you anytime soon
izyani - yo buddy..Nak consent form! aku dtg this sat! Lolx
Fit - Wahhhh minah dangdut ni dgr2 lolx
+love and hugs+ Holmez
1:06 AM
Friday, March 13, 2009 COLOURED.
ayuh Goyang!
Dag Dig Dug .. Dag Dig Dug .. Waduh .. CApek benar ya!
Dag Dig Dug ..
Ayuh! Goyang sampai Pagi ..
Okaye. Enough okay ? .. sighs *
Assalamualaikum Semua . Haha Saya ingin mengambil kesempatan ini untuk memberi simpati pada mereka yang tadak hadir bagi sesi Terpekik-terlolong di Simpang Semalam. Agak kerugian rasanya tapi tidak mengapa. Saya pasti, respon bagi sesi pekik terlolong akan diketengahkan lagi di masa hadapan. Saya harap agar mereka yang tidak hadir pada sesi ini akan meluangkan masa untuk sesi yang akan datang.
Bagi mereka yang berdiam di KayuTanah ( woodLands ) , ampun maaf dipinta, mensuci hening dosa, di hari yang muLia ok? .. haha! Akan saya mempertangahkan isu ini agar di hari muka , sesi ini akan diadakan di bandar ( town ) .
Bagi para jururawat , Terima kasih atas jasa anda terhadap pesakit-pesakit. Saya faham akan situasi anda yang penat melayani karenah mereka. oh! apakan tidaknya, saya pun seorang jururawat . Tidak dinafikan!
Pada kastam, Chop Chop la banyak banyak!
AJ , what telah happen di pertandingan bola sepak?
Pada fit , ayuh~! goyang sampai pagi .. Bukan sekadar punggung sahaja! Kepalanya juga ikut goyang hingga pagi.. alahai .. kasihan ..
Miss Oh-range, Detective Holmes, Precious Gem Sparkly, Sweet AJ & long time buddy love, Zazzy...
Words cannot express how much I truly felt &thank you seems rather inadequate,
But, special thanks all the same; for being part of my 21st celebrations on the day itself
&the extra mile all of you went just to show that you'd always be there no matter how late, exhausted I am. Honestly, I mean it. Just seeing your lovely faces at level 3 was more than I asked for. I feel so blessed to be surrounded by those I loved &I am honoured to be in your thoughts for you to take the pains to be there withme.
I love y'all <3
(Sarah J &Adly too! Were you guys part of the surprise? haha.)
Shout outs! Footprints!
ZAZ Possible - Thank you for your blessings &yes, we shall count the years! I will always be here for you.
Miss Oh-range - You're better than any camera could bring &I don't think you'd like to be my 8th rightt? Besides, I don't like to own people. Yes, it is the thought that counts. You left like a whole load of muddy footprints in my garden. Probably my messiest visitor. But, I smiled at each and every print. Thank you for everything you've done &when you're ready to take a walk, I shall be waiting. Define wannabe, please.
Precious Gem, Sparkly
- adjective
1. of high price or great value; very valuable or costly. 2. highly esteemed for some spiritual, nonmaterial, or moral quality. 3. dear; beloved. 4. affectedly or excessively delicate, refined, or nice. 5. flagrant; gross. –noun 6. a dearly beloved person; darling. –adverb 7. extremely; very.
I hope that explains everything stays the same as before &change is the only constant in this life.
Sweet, sweet AJ - You've been there quietly all this while. Thank you &it was nice knowing you too. I hope that birthday will be the most memorable in your lifetime. How many people actually get to be tossed about in the air twice as a gift? We tried our best to send you up to heavens! ;)
AWESOME Holmes - By any chance, I may call you Katie? hahaha. So girl-girl. Awww..thank you for your shortcut 21 flowers. I love, love them even though it was just a drawing in my lovely rainbow-ful book. Truth to be told, I like your problematic handwriting. Very professional. Detective scribbles. Yes, I always get whatever I like.
&Miss Scarlet turns 21years and 2days today!
Happy Merry un-birthday to her! :D
Many, many blessings!
Loves*
I'd paint all the rainbows so that you'd get fair amount of rain &sunshine to bloom into the lovely flower you are.
Yo yo yo! Wassup ya'll! K now its my turn to blog. hahaha! Since you guys blog bout flower's bday, I also want lah! hahaha.
Happy b'day Siti Dahliah Bte Anonymous! aka flower aka smiley aka Baby D aka princess of paris! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dlm byk2 gambar, gambar ape yang PALING (among the 5 pics above):
Sweet & touch touch touch? Me & Dahliah of coz! hahaha Menyampah sangat2? Feeza! Tak perlu sekali? Syima!
Ketepek btul? Zaz!
Step cute? A.J!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
B'day shout out to flower.
Hope you're wiser, less complicated person and smile always! haha.
Wish you happiness always and continue planting ur garden k. hahahah
Your precious gem,
Sparkly. ;p
11:53 AM
boom!
Yo! What's up y'all! Hear me call!
Happy 21st Birthday Dearest friend of mine! (11/03/09) Hope you had a wonderful celebration! May god bless you always and may your wishes come true! Eh read my note in the scrapbook ok! I shy to write here! hahahahaz! AND your, "YO YO YO FISH AND CO" is damn pussy please! OMG! hahahahahahz! I put in my blog also! So let everybody knows! hahahahz! Best! Loves.
Above is a picture taken from Lady-zy's phone. At least one representative better than nothing right. The rest must wait hor! hahahahaz!
And ehemehem! I think I look studious! Ok the word is THINK! hahahahaz! And this blog is damn kecoh please! Keep up dearest ketepekz! ahhahahaz! K go!
Stay cool. Your One and Only,
Zaz Possible
11:51 AM
DahLiah's Birthday
To my beloved DahLiah Bte AnonyMous HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY! Melampau korang. Really hope you have fun and enjoyed the day
We decided to have Fish & co for the sabo gift for dahLia. but anw, thanks to HoLmes for her Treat . Yang lain bayar sendiri
what does a flower look like when it turns 21 ? ans : Look above = tgk atas la! can see? of course can seee.. Hahahah! cannot see nevermind.
happy birthday to the D! D for what? DAHLIAH!!! LOLX clever2
so the YO YO YO FISH AND CO with zaz,ohrange,holmez,sparkly,AJ as well as adlin and AHJ! joined us pretty awesome day sorry ah babe! we're just WOW!
waiting for pictures frm sparkly aka Lady zy.
10:33 AM
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 COLOURED.
May peace be upon you
This blog still under construction. Sorry ah babe! Lolx!
We'll run the show in a short while. Stay tune ( padahal kiter2 je ah tau this blog exist )
11:43 PM
Monday, March 30, 2009 COLOURED.
Apo kabo semuo? Depo semuo baik baik sajo kah? Harap harap begitu iyo. Cit tgh bosan nie kat kejo. Takde bendo nak buat. Cit pon dah tgk video yg feeza-o post tu. Saudaro fit kito tu kekek jugok ya. Sunggoh hebat hang joget dangdut. Sampe terlompat lompat atas sofa. Nasib baik sofa tu tak roboh iyo. Waduh waduh! Goyang lebih lebih ya buk (aik dah tukar indon lak?! haha) Bisa kuruskan punggung sih. Gue guarantee sama lu. Caya sama gue deh! hahahaha! Kk dah dah. diam sudah yani. hahahaha. Yo ppl! (aik tukar lagi bahse?! english lak skrg) We shall all go karaoke TOGETHER. PLEASE! To sgt sly aka the chopper, stop chopping can! when are you free?!! To zaz possible aka sunkiss (oops!), faster finish your projects! To feet kaki aka feeet sharapoveet, continue practising your dangdut! To syima holmez aka sunrise (heee), stop your ever growing nonsense! To feeza-o aka nurse kental, keep shaking your sexy ass! To dahliah flower aka ms scarlet, if can buy all the ralph lauren shirts! To a.j sweetie aka sunset, keep up with your innocent & funny self k! To shafira selenger aka lame ass, please be less lame-r k! To yani cute aka lady zy, you rock baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But you guys still rock my stinking socks! And i love you all! Ok bye! KETEPEK! haha Your coolest ketepek ever, Lady Zy
Feeza..namer glamour jerr.. namer betol Hafizah. Budak tak senonoh amik cake tgk ah! Look below!
Selalu Dier melebih sikit...lihat dibawah.. the black one shes like saying "ohh world...what can i do for you" whahahz! Ohh man this picture was so super kecoh in FB..respond was so Good thanks to atiqah for starting it hahah! feeza say "yeay yeay aku nmpk bulan bulan nmpk aku" lolxni alahai..meow Dier da dtg....menyampah! ketepek betol..tgk tu alahai.... thats feeza everybody =D when she meows..keeps the doctors away whahahahz!
nnt lain hari blog psl org org ketepek yg lain eh..
Okay yo! thats all ! Have a happy tuesday baby=D Holmez
wo wo wo .. lamo benor tak masok ke sini-o . cek' mau blog tapi takdo kesempate. harap maklom ye. cek' sibok cuci cuci pante dan beri beri obat dekat patient. Ni kalo baco tak faham , pandey pandey la ye. cek' main sebat aje bahaso nye.
Mintak ler teh tarek lagi satu. Haus ni tekak cek'. bole minom satu baldi-o . kalo boler, campak sikit ais kat dalam tu oh. paham paham la, si rifah tu-o, maken' batu ajo dia hebat makan sambaL mampos die taknak.
Maken' telur pun bagos jugek. cek' tak paham kenapo si Yani tu boler tak maken' telur ni. meh bagi cek' sebiji telor. nak jugok lempar ke mukonya.
Si syimah tu , aduh. sampei sekarang cek' tak paham karenah die. sumpah kalo boler sepak, masuk tidur karang. cek' bukannya apo, cek tak tau la nak cakap apa dengan hang. Cek' ni main type ajo. hang tak paham, hang Diam Sudoh. hohohoh
Yo yo yo! Mari kite kecoh! Sampai kite berpeluh. Lepas tu mkn kat Fish & Co! Hahahahaha! ok i wanna blog. But i donnoe wat to blog ah. Cant think of any. But nvm i got jokes jokes for ya'll again. HAHAHAHAHA! Ya lah like our detective holmes said must share wat. Sharing is caring. Caring is loving. Loving is.. sharing and caring lah! hahahaha! Yani so clever. hahaha! Ok ok enjoy the jokes jokes. ;p A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Mum' with the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. 'Dear, Mum. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Nicholas. “P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.” I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. BASKET SIA. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Taking care to all my ketepeks. Don't take drugs. Your coolest ketepek, Lady Zy
I post it at FB this one once ...but nevermd ENCORE lolx!
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ? Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
Byk2 tennis player...tennis player mane yg paling bagossss!
a) yani sharapovi b) feeza sharapova (arh diam sudah!) c)zarifah adilah? lolx! d ) D for dahliah lolx! e) feeeeet sharapoveeet LOLX ( MCM KELING SIAK NAMER ) f) slychoopper!
THE ANSWER IS !!! * drumrolll!* syimah sharapova? amacam? HAHAHA COOL PERR kk diam sudah. a.j personal assistant aku whahahaz ! kk diam.
alryte yo! For today heres for all Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
8 years old boy punish untill like tht? Just because he stole bread.
Ouchhhh! Damn pissed off man seeing this..CURIK ROTI pon kecoh perrr! But serious sia! not funny ah put a small hand wif fucking big tyre can, wah can hear bone cracking mcm keropok sia! wah lauuu no brain ppl!
Take cre you people = ) Aku tgh boring ni! those of you busy wif attachment fast game la sikit = ) Schooling kids happy schooling ...working youths very GOOD very productive whahahz!
Hello hello hello ! kepada org yang kate sooonyap je.. eh UPDATE lah! asik kite2 je update. hahaha. ketepek ah nie ustazah! hahahaha. Ok time for jokes jokes part 2! hahaha. Enjoy!
1. Suami: Kenapa Sayang menangis? Isteri: Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang.. Suami: Buku apa? Isteri: Buku bank abanglah..
2. Tunang Farid, Siti, menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka. Farid: Mengapa? Siti: Saya dah bosan ngan awak. Saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu, awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya. Farid: Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu gambar awak. Nanti awak pilihlah sendiri, yang selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya. Siti: Erkkkkkk........ Benci .........
3. Satu malam tu ade pompuan ni la, dia baru saja balik dari party, tak tahu how many glasses dia minum lah tapi memang dia betul-betul mabuk. So masa on the way home, she got blocked from the police officer and asked for her driving license and so on. But unfortunately at the same time tu, there was an accident happen across the road. Quite major jugaklah accident tu and the policeman leave her and rushed to the accident scene. So this stupid girl dah gabra tak tahu nak buat camne, she just ran off back to her car and head straight back home in Klang. So the next morning polis datang ketuk pintu rumah dia dan polis tu tanya dia, "AWAK PERGI MANA MALAM SEMALAM?"Pompuan ni pulak jawab, "TAK KEMANA ENCIK, SAYA KAT RUMAH SAJA. So polis tu tanya lagi, "BETUL KE?" Pompuan tu jawab, "BETUL ENCIK. SUMPAH SAYA TAK PERGI MANA2, TANYA LAH DENGAN HOUSEMATE SAYA. "So polis tu kata, "YE KE?" (sambil tergelak). "MARI SINI, KELUAR KEJAP".Lepas tu polis tu tunjuk, "HA!!! ITU KERETA SIAPA TU??" Pompuan tu macam nak pengsan sebab dia dah terbawa kereta polis yang malam tadi balik rumah. Dia ingat kereta dia sebab kaler sama warna putih (wira) cuma kereta dia tak ada sticker polis kat tepi pintu saja. Tak pasal2 kena saman RM1000 dan gantung lesen 1 tahun.
4. Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat. "Assalamualaikum". "Walaikumsalam". "Ini rumah encik Sameon, ye?" "Ya, saya". "Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni". "Buat susah aje encik nie! Apasal tak pos aje?"
5. Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia bertanya: "Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca macam orang lain?" "Dah tentu," jawab doktor. "Oh, gembiranya. Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca," kata lelaki itu dengan riang.
6. Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untukmenyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan. Polis: Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum? Penjaga: Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok. Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yang ketiga disambar petir. Polis: Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum? Penjaga: Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya...
Ku persembahkan .. Kepadamu.. Sekuntum bunga, Mawar merah .. Kau terima sambil tersenyum .. terbayang haruman kau cium ..
helo alls! Been caught up with attachments lately. Im really sorry. This always happen whenever im on attachments. maybe, its the shift part thats damn tiring. when morning comes around, id prolly be too tired in the afternoon and home to sleep. May consider meeting me up.. But wont promise that il be in my best .. And when afternoon comes around, basic timing to wake up is after 9. and which , by then would prolly be the time i have to get prepared for work.
and this goes on and on and on for 3 weeks! AMAZING .
now, imagine if im a full time nurse.
okay, Bye people.. and WELCOME HOME SYIMAH! Im sure the camp is Aww-Some!! =) Meet up soon! .. You have gone missing way too Long!
Wassup my ketepek frens! hahaha. I also want to bukak my pantun skills ah. hahahaha! Satu dua tiga, kucing berlari.. Mane nak sama si kucing belang.. Bila lagi kite nak dangdut sampai pagi.. Tak sabar nak tgk fit bergelek dan bergoyang...! HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Ok some jokes jokes for you guys! Enjoy yo! hahaha. 1. Seorang atok membawa cucunya ke pejabat pos untuk menghantar surat.Cucunya bertanya bila melihat atoknya memasukkan surat ke dalam tongberwarna merah. "Atok buat apa tu?". "Atok bagi surat kat kawan atok, cu!" jawap atoknya. Cucunya bertanya lagi, "Apa bengang sangat kawan atok duduk dalam tong merah tu?"
2. Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik, Shan terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati. Shan: Amin, kenapa menangis? Amin: Saya datang untuk ujian darah. Shan: Awak takut ke? Amin: Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan, mereka telah terpotong jari saya. (Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.) Amin: Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis? Shan: Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...
3. Orang asli: Selamat pagi, tuan. Polis: Selamat pagi. Apa hal? Orang asli: Saya nak buat repot, tuan. Polis: Fasal apa tu? Orang asli: Kawan saya di baham harimau. Polis: Pukul berapa? Orang asli: Dia tak pukul, terkam. Polis: Habis? Orang asli: Tak habis, tinggal kepala. 4. Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan padajalan pulang terserempak dengan kawan nya yang ingin menumpang, laluditumpangkan kawan nya itu. Dalam perjalanan, kawan nya merasakan Tok Batin hanya menggunakan gear 1 sahaja. Lalu bertanyalah kawannya tu. Kawan Tok Batin: Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja. Tok Batin: Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear. Kawan Tok Batin: ????????
Feeza says my malay suck..Now i will prove to her that my malay is like keropok ok!
whahahahz! and this entry is meant to be a sad one..SEDIH OIII!
To all my dearest friends out there...in malay kepada kawan kawan ku yang tersayang ( awwwwwwwww.....so salty like tht) its 5.22pm now...my mother yet to finish ironing and packing my stuff ( eh alamak entry suppose to be in malay right..k takpe) Mak aku blom abis gosok baju & memasukkan baju2 ku ke dalam beg plastik? eh bag la bag!
Ini semua feeza yang suro ..saya tidak mahu waste time blogging tapi BUDAK GILA ini suro saya blog pulak. ( rabak perr melayu aku)
note * Dahliah you can ask for translation frm fellow ketepeks!
Saya berasa sunggguh lapar sekarang, saya hendak pergi makan TETAPI! masa tidak mengizin kan! ( FUHLAMAK ! MALAY VOCAB AKU BAIK PERR). Tidak mengapa nanti boleh order macdonalds dan makan sebanyak- banyak nya macam babi LOLX! Saya berasa sungguh "takde life" ( in malay ape siak) bila berada di dalam camp..saya akan rindu kamu semua...Hari sabtu jika tidak ada halangan mari la kita berjumpa kawan kawan..
WAH cepat sungguh sudah pukul 5.30 petang! Awak semua tengah buat ape tu????
Baik la setakat ini sahaja ..
syimaholmes akan kembali menemui anda selepas camp .. =D
Dag Dig Dug .. Dag Dig Dug .. Waduh .. CApek benar ya!
Dag Dig Dug ..
Ayuh! Goyang sampai Pagi ..
Okaye. Enough okay ? .. sighs *
Assalamualaikum Semua . Haha Saya ingin mengambil kesempatan ini untuk memberi simpati pada mereka yang tadak hadir bagi sesi Terpekik-terlolong di Simpang Semalam. Agak kerugian rasanya tapi tidak mengapa. Saya pasti, respon bagi sesi pekik terlolong akan diketengahkan lagi di masa hadapan. Saya harap agar mereka yang tidak hadir pada sesi ini akan meluangkan masa untuk sesi yang akan datang.
Bagi mereka yang berdiam di KayuTanah ( woodLands ) , ampun maaf dipinta, mensuci hening dosa, di hari yang muLia ok? .. haha! Akan saya mempertangahkan isu ini agar di hari muka , sesi ini akan diadakan di bandar ( town ) .
Bagi para jururawat , Terima kasih atas jasa anda terhadap pesakit-pesakit. Saya faham akan situasi anda yang penat melayani karenah mereka. oh! apakan tidaknya, saya pun seorang jururawat . Tidak dinafikan!
Pada kastam, Chop Chop la banyak banyak!
AJ , what telah happen di pertandingan bola sepak?
Pada fit , ayuh~! goyang sampai pagi .. Bukan sekadar punggung sahaja! Kepalanya juga ikut goyang hingga pagi.. alahai .. kasihan ..
Miss Oh-range, Detective Holmes, Precious Gem Sparkly, Sweet AJ & long time buddy love, Zazzy...
Words cannot express how much I truly felt &thank you seems rather inadequate,
But, special thanks all the same; for being part of my 21st celebrations on the day itself
&the extra mile all of you went just to show that you'd always be there no matter how late, exhausted I am. Honestly, I mean it. Just seeing your lovely faces at level 3 was more than I asked for. I feel so blessed to be surrounded by those I loved &I am honoured to be in your thoughts for you to take the pains to be there withme.
I love y'all <3
(Sarah J &Adly too! Were you guys part of the surprise? haha.)
Shout outs! Footprints!
ZAZ Possible - Thank you for your blessings &yes, we shall count the years! I will always be here for you.
Miss Oh-range - You're better than any camera could bring &I don't think you'd like to be my 8th rightt? Besides, I don't like to own people. Yes, it is the thought that counts. You left like a whole load of muddy footprints in my garden. Probably my messiest visitor. But, I smiled at each and every print. Thank you for everything you've done &when you're ready to take a walk, I shall be waiting. Define wannabe, please.
Precious Gem, Sparkly
- adjective
1. of high price or great value; very valuable or costly. 2. highly esteemed for some spiritual, nonmaterial, or moral quality. 3. dear; beloved. 4. affectedly or excessively delicate, refined, or nice. 5. flagrant; gross. –noun 6. a dearly beloved person; darling. –adverb 7. extremely; very.
I hope that explains everything stays the same as before &change is the only constant in this life.
Sweet, sweet AJ - You've been there quietly all this while. Thank you &it was nice knowing you too. I hope that birthday will be the most memorable in your lifetime. How many people actually get to be tossed about in the air twice as a gift? We tried our best to send you up to heavens! ;)
AWESOME Holmes - By any chance, I may call you Katie? hahaha. So girl-girl. Awww..thank you for your shortcut 21 flowers. I love, love them even though it was just a drawing in my lovely rainbow-ful book. Truth to be told, I like your problematic handwriting. Very professional. Detective scribbles. Yes, I always get whatever I like.
&Miss Scarlet turns 21years and 2days today!
Happy Merry un-birthday to her! :D
Many, many blessings!
Loves*
I'd paint all the rainbows so that you'd get fair amount of rain &sunshine to bloom into the lovely flower you are.
Happy 21st Birthday Dearest friend of mine! (11/03/09) Hope you had a wonderful celebration! May god bless you always and may your wishes come true! Eh read my note in the scrapbook ok! I shy to write here! hahahahaz! AND your, "YO YO YO FISH AND CO" is damn pussy please! OMG! hahahahahahz! I put in my blog also! So let everybody knows! hahahahz! Best! Loves.
Above is a picture taken from Lady-zy's phone. At least one representative better than nothing right. The rest must wait hor! hahahahaz!
And ehemehem! I think I look studious! Ok the word is THINK! hahahahaz! And this blog is damn kecoh please! Keep up dearest ketepekz! ahhahahaz! K go!
Selalu Dier melebih sikit...lihat dibawah..
ni alahai..meow Dier da dtg....menyampah! ketepek betol..tgk tu alahai....
